Monday, February 8

Levi Johnston's Tedious Striptease Drags On, Becoming Almost as Tiresome as Watching Palin's Teabagging and Palm-Reading Routine

Another month, another batch of naked pics of Levi Johnston from Playgirl?? His cover hits newsstands Feb. 22 (we could've sworn that happened months ago, but anyway). As a bonus, a pay-per-view special on the shoot debuts Feb. 12, reports Bonnie Fuller. Has the unveiling of a veritable nobody's pasty rear ever been so thoroughly exhausted? (And is it just us, or does Levi, on that cover, somewhat resemble a young Scott Brown? Guess if you've seen one johnston, you've seen 'em all.)