Wednesday, February 3

Raise Your Hand If You Think Donny Douchebag Should Just Keep His Big, Gaping Pie Hole Shut

Once again, much-reviled former adman/canceled cable TV talker/banana-hammock-wearing/all-around douchebag Donny Deutsch has stuck his foot in his big, yapping, veneers-clad pie hole, wondering why dating site ManCrunch (whose Super Bowl ad was rejected by CBS) would want to advertise in that venue anyway since, of course, gays don't watch football. Yeah, as everybody knows, they're much too busy going to see "Wicked," shopping for towels at Bloomingdale's, walking their poodles, and blowing each other in the Meat Rack on Fire Island. Way to reduce an entire (and affluent, and big-spending, and, yes, even sports-watching and sports-participating) subset of the population to an outmoded cultural stereotype worthy of Anita Bryant, ya roly-poly, spray-tanned piece of homophobic crap. Bet the ad business, which has enough trouble nowadays, is relieved that this walking, talking fart is no longer a part of their esteemed fraternity. (Here's hoping he drives a Toyota.)